Happy Bengali New Year

Today is the day perhaps the only day when the lazy, stubborn, copycat bong think that they are Bengali. Perhaps in this proclamation also they find some reason for celebration;reason to wear new clothes, eat bengali food whatever dishes they can still remember. Of Course various restaurant with special offers help them to remember that Sukto(mixed curry in which bitter gourd is used) was must for bong once upon a time in this hot summer. So very frankly today is an alibi for foody bong to taste bengali dishes who otherwise keep himself contended with Thai, Chinese, Mughlai throughout the year. Today some bengali businessman(You need a microscope to search them. Bengali businessman, these two words really don't go together. Bit of Oxymoron) do puja in their shop and start their new account year. But perhaps that remain suppressed by the food menu that will be prepared for his esteemed customers. Since he is aware that last year debt can only be cleared if the Food is good. Oh Bengali....Mar e Daloge. Throughout the year who love to wear western formal, today after much effort will manage to wear Kurta and Dhoti. Any idea how many Bong really know how to wear Dhoti? Perhaps negligible. Now a days even in their D Day (read marriage) they manage to keep their respect with the help of dhoti with elastic band! Still we are bong. We are gentlemen and are man of word. We cannot accept change, so we even don't change our city too. Hah...The day will not be far when all bong of bong land(Kolkata) will be deported and rest of ong-bong-chong will proclaim themselves as bong. Bong will celebrate their New Year with Whatsapp posts and will keep their legacy of food and culture only in this cyber world. Obsolete moron! Still today is the New Year for Bong. Long live Bong. Live with your Adda, Coffee House, long lost legacy, stupid ideology and blunt politics. I am proud to be a Bong. My bong land, I will love you for long!!!